To be continued means we want your attention
The story’s not over, there’s a twist, did I mention
She has an evil twin from another dimension
To be continued means you tune in watch next week
Because she’s pregnant and kidnapped down by the creek
And her lover was a con artist, a regular sneak
To be continued means somebody unexpected might die
Someone beloved, or the suspense was a lie
Because they want us asking ourselves “why oh why?
To be continued means keep this channel on longer
And buy useless crap after these words from our sponsor
Manipulating us using models covered in bronzer
To be continued seems to always mean danger
A major guest start playing a mysterious stranger
There’s nothing worse than a shocking cliff-hanger
To be continued could also mean I’m eternal
I like that thought so I feel for my journal
And try to capture the truth, even if just a kernel
