I crunch the numbers, I add them up
But will the sum of them fill my cup?
I cut down here, I roll it back
shaving and saving, clickety clack
go the calculator keys, as I add and subtract
But I need magic, not math, that’s the tragic fact.
I do my best through thick and thin
But the IRS seems to always win
It’s scary, trying to make this budget
Sometimes I just want to say ‘oh fudge it’